Funny things R says

So it was another day with funny R quotes. After lunch she asked what we were going to do in the afternoon. I suggested we go swimming at Grandpa’s pool (the community pool near his house). She asked if Grandpa would come, I told her we could call and ask. So we call, and I put her on the phone. I hear her start with “Grandpa…can” then she hesitates. Next she says “I was wondering Grandpa….can you come swimming this afternoon with me?” What a charmer.. She knows how to pour it on when she needs it!

Later in the day, she was outside playing with neighbour B. B has a remote control car that he is playing with, and R really wants a turn. She attempts to use brute force to get it, and daddy stepped in and told her that it was B’s toy, and B didn’t have to share it if he didn’t want to. So my daughter turns back to B and says.
“B, Listen.
Let’s negotiate how we can share this toy with fighting or without fighting.” Apparently even when you don’t have the coveted object you can negotiate like you have it anyway!