R says

My daughter cracks me up. Here are some quotes from today.

me: R, can you close the bedroom door please?
her: Well I’m putting on my pants, I don’t have time to close the door.

me: R, I don’t want you to be eating chocolate now
her: Well, you weren’t looking and I wanted some
later…
me: R, we are not eating chocolate now!
her: Well don’t see me!